Your New Boyfriend - Wilbur Soot, guitar chords

Intro: Em C

G
Life isnʼt quite what I thought Iʼd be
     Bm
When I was a kid on VOIP
  Em
I thought when I get older
    C
Iʼd marry her, I told her
 
G
Now Iʼm 26 and I  work in an office
Bm
9 til 5ʼs not the best, Iʼll be honest
Em
If I could change a single thing
C
Iʼd make it me and not him

Chorus:
        C                                         G
    But heʼs in your bed, Iʼm in your Twitch Chat
    C                                        G
    Iʼve got the key and heʼs just a doormat
     
        C
    And even though heʼs got social skills
         G
    That doesnʼt mean I canʼt pay the bills
    C
    Anyway, make the most of him,
         G
    ’cos she moves on pretty bloody quick,
     
    C
    Oh-oh
    A
    Your new boyfriendʼs an arsehole
     
    Woo!

Instrumental: G Bm Em C x2

G
Yeah, Iʼve met Jared, of course Iʼve met Jared
    Bm
The one that took you away from me
Em
You hit it off instantly
  C
I know, cause you wonʼt stop telling me
 
     G
Iʼve seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
Bm
Push against his fashion sense
     Em
Iʼve thought about what he looks like nude
 C                   G
(Iʼm not gay though)

Bridge:
    G                      Bm
    Sheʼs living the dream
        Em
    Oh, sheʼs living the dream
         C
    From back when we were seventeen
     
    G                      Bm
    Sheʼs living the dream
        Em
    Oh, sheʼs living the dream
         C
    From back when we were seventeen
     
    G
    How on earth can I be saved?
    Bm
    When Iʼm one click away from insane
    Em
    I just think that I deserve
      C
    A little bit of what I earned
     
        G
    Iʼm not gonna make another scene
        Bm
    the one I made when I was 23
              Em                          C
    Means Iʼm not allowed in Disney World

Chorus:
        C                                         G
    But heʼs in your bed, Iʼm in your Twitch Chat
    C                                        G
    Iʼve got the key and heʼs just a doormat
     
        C
    And even though heʼs got social skills
         G
    That doesnʼt mean I canʼt pay the bills
    C
    Anyway, make the most of him,
         G
    ’cos she moves on pretty bloody quick,
     
    C
    Oh-oh
    A
    Your new boyfriendʼs an arsehole

Instrumental: G Bm Em C x2

Outro:
      G                    Bm
    I think about you everyday
       Em                    C
    So how on earth can I be saved
      G                        Bm
    I think about him a lot as well
    Em                         C
    Maybe if he wasnʼt fine as hell
     
                 G           Bm
    Cause youʼre beauty, and youʼre grace
         Em                  C
    Your telephone calls are my favourite place
    G             Bm
    I want you to notice me
    Em                  C
    With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!)
     
    G             Bm
    I want you to care
    Em                   C
    I want to smell your hair