Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham, ukulele chords

Dm
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
   Gm
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
              F
Weʼve got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
A
If none of itʼs of interest to you, youʼd be the first.
 
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
                  Gm
Would you like to see the news or any famous womenʼs feet.
             F
Thereʼs no need to panic. This isnʼt a test (huh huh).
     A
Just nod or shake your head and weʼll do the rest.
 
Dm
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
                  Gm
Would you like to fight for civil rights
or tweet a racial slur.
          F
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
A
We got a million different ways to engage
 
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
                   Gm
Hereʼs a tip for straining pasta.
Hereʼs a nine-year-old who died.
F
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
A
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all
the characters of harry potter fuckin eachother.
 
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
                Gm
ʼcause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
                    F
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
A
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
 
Dm
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
                 Gm
Show us pictures of your children.
Tell us every thought you think.
                     F
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death
threat to a boomer.
A
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor.
 
    Dm
And hereʼs a healthy breakfast option.
You should kill your mom.
                 Gm
Hereʼs why women never fuck you.
Hereʼs how you can build a bomb.
            F
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
A
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac-cin-ate your kids.

Chorus:
                     Dm
    Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
             Gm
    A little bit of everything. All of the time.
    F
    Apathyʼs a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    A
    Anything and everything. All of the time.
     
                     Dm
    Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
             Gm
    A little bit of everything. All of the time.
    F
    Apathyʼs a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    A
    Anything and everything. All of the time.

Instrumental: Dm C Bb A

Dm        C                     Bb   A
You know, it wasnʼt always like this
 
Dm       C
Not very long ago
Bb               A
Just before your time
Dm               C
Right before the towers fell
Bb      A
Circa ʼ99
 
         Gm
This was catalogues
Dm
Travel blogs
A              Dm
A chat room or two
           Gm         Dm
We set our sights and spent our nights
A      C
Waiting
 
    F
For you
Dm
You
  Gm       C
Insatiable you
      F                Dm
Mommy let you use her iPad
Gm              C
You were barely two
       Dm          Db
And it did all the things
   C              Bb
We designed it to do
 
    Bb
Now look at you
    C
Oh, look at you
D
You
 
G   Em
You
  Am         D
Unstoppable, watchable
     G                 Em
Your time is now. Your insideʼs out.
Am             D
Honey, how you grew
 
       Em         B7
And if we stick together
    A                A
Who knows what weʼll do
       C          D
It was always the plan
           B7            C
To put the world in your hand

Instrumental: Em B7 x3

Chorus:
                     Em
    Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
             Am
    A little bit of everything. All of the time.
    G
    Apathyʼs a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    B7
    Anything and everything. All of the time.
     
                     Em
    Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
             Am
    A little bit of everything. All of the time.
    G
    Apathyʼs a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    B7
    Anything and everything
     
    B7
    And anything and everything
    B7
    And anything and everything
    B7
    And all of the time