F If I Were a Fish And You Caught Me You’d Say Look at That Fish Bb Shimmering in the Sun Such a Rare One Can’t Believe That You Caught One F If I Were a Fish And You Caught Me You’d Say Look at That Fish Bb Heaviest in the Sea You’d Win First Prize If You Caught Me Chorus: C Bb F Why is Everybody on the Internet So Mean C Bb F Why is Everybody So Afraid of What They’ve Never Seen Dm Bb F If I Was Scrolling Through and I Saw Me G Flopping Around and Singing My Song Bb I’d Say Damn They’re Cute and Sing Along F If I Were a rock you would pick me up And say thats a nice rock Bb Skippiest on the lake Plop plop plop iʼm the perfect shape F And If I Were a sock you would put me on And say thats a nice sock Bb Happiest as a pair I found you now iʼm not scared Chorus: C Bb F Why is Everybody on the Internet So Mean C Bb F Why is Everybody So Afraid of What They’ve Never Seen Dm Bb F If I Was Scrolling Through and I Saw Me G Flopping Around and Singing My Song Bb C I’d Say Damn They’re Cute and Sing Along F How lucky are we Of all the fish in the sea Bb You get to be you And I get to be me F Just let em be mean Were as free as can be Bb To be the youist of you And the meist of me Outro: F If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do Bb If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do F If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do Bb If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do