F Am Ab Itʼs a god-awful small affair D Gm To the girl with the mousy hair Bb C7 But her mummy is yelling «No» F And her daddy has told her to go Am Ab But her friend is nowhere to be seen D Gm Now she walks through her sunken dream. Bb C7 To the seat with the clearest view And sheʼs hooked to the silver screen Pre-Chorus: Ab B7 Fm But the film is a saddening bore Ab Db For sheʼs lived it ten times or more A Bbm She could spit in the eyes of fools B7 As they ask her to focus on Chorus: Bb Eb Sailors fighting in the dance hall Gm Gb F Oh man! look at those cavemen go Fm Cm7 Itʼs the freakiest show Ebm7 Bb Take a look at the lawman Eb Beating up the wrong guy Gm Gb F Oh man! Wonder if heʼll ever know Fm Cm7 Heʼs in the best selling show Ebm7 Gm Gb Bb C7 Is there life on Mars? F Am Ab Itʼs on Amerikaʼs tortured brow D Gm That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Bb C7 Now the workers have struck for fame F ʼCause Lennonʼs on sale again Am Ab See the mice in their million hordes D Gm From Ibeza to the norfolk broads Bb C7 Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns Pre-Chorus: Ab B7 Fm But the film is a saddening bore Ab Db For Iʼve writ it ten times or more A Bbm Itʼs about to be writ again B7 As I ask you to focus on Chorus: Bb Eb Sailors fighting in the dance hall Gm Gb F Oh man! look at those cavemen go Fm Cm7 Itʼs the freakiest show Ebm7 Bb Take a look at the lawman Eb Beating up the wrong guy Gm Gb F Oh man! Wonder if heʼll ever know Fm Cm7 Heʼs in the best selling show Ebm7 Gm Gb Bb C7 Is there life on Mars?