A E7 B C#m
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
A E7 B C#m
Midnights become my afternoons
A E7 B
When my depression works the graveyard shift
C#m A E7 B C#m
All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room
Pre-Chorus: A E7 B
I should not be left to my own devices
C#m A
They come with prices and vices
E7 B C#m
I end up in crisis (Tale as old as time)
A E7 B
I wake up screaming from dreaming
C#m A
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
E7 B C#m
Cause you got tired of my scheming (For the last time)
Chorus: A E7
It’s me, hi
B C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E7
At tea time
B C#m
Everybody agrees
A E7 B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
But never in the mirror
A E7
It must be exhausting
B C#m
Always rooting for the anti-hero
Instrumental:A E7 B C#mA E7 B C#m
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
A E7 B C#m
And I’m a monster on the hill
A E7 B C#m
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
A E7 B C#m
Pierced through the heart, but never killed
Pre-Chorus:A E7 B
Did you hear my covert narcissism
C#m A
I disguise as altruism
E7 B C#m
Like some kind of congressman (Tale as old as time)
A E7 B
I wake up screaming from dreaming
C#m A
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
E7 B C#m
And life will lose all its meaning (For the last time)
Chorus: A E7
It’s me, hi
B C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E7
At tea time
B C#m
Everybody agrees
A E7 B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
But never in the mirror
A E7
It must be exhausting
B C#m
Always rooting for the anti-hero
Instrumental:A E7 B C#mA E7 B C#m
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
A E7 B C#m
She thinks I left them in the will
A E7 B C#m
The family gathers around and reads it and someone screams out
A E7 B C#m
«She’s laughing up at us from hell!»
Bridge: A E7
It’s me, hi,
B C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E7
It’s me, hi
B C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E7 B
It’s me, hi,
C#m
Everybody agrees
A E7 B C#m
Everybody agrees...
Chorus: A E7
It’s me, hi
B C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E7
At tea time
B C#m
Everybody agrees
A E7 B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
But never in the mirror
A E7
It must be exhausting
B C#m
Always rooting for the anti-hero
Coda:A E7 B