Intro: C G Am F x2 C G You booked the night train for a reason Am F So you could sit there in this hurt C G Bustling crowds or silent sleepers Am F Youʼre not sure which is worse Chorus: C Because I dropped your hand while dancing G Left you out there standing Am Crestfallen on the landing F Champagne problems C Your momʼs ring in your pocket G My picture in your wallet Am Your heart was glass, I dropped it F Champagne problems Instrumental: C G Am F C G You told your family for a reason Am F You couldnʼt keep it in C G Your sister splashed out on the bottle Am F Now no oneʼs celebrating Chorus: C Dom Perignon, you brought it G No crowd of friends applauded Am Your hometown skeptics called it F Champagne problems C You had a speech, youʼre speechless G Love slipped beyond your reaches Am And I couldnʼt give a reason F Champagne problems Instrumental: C G Am F x2 Bridge: C G Your Midas touch on the Chevy door Am November flush and your flannel cure «This dorm was once a madhouse» F I made a joke, «Well, itʼs made for me» C G How evergreen, our group of friends Am Donʼt think weʼll say that word again F And soon theyʼll have the nerve to deck the halls That we once walked through C One for the money, two for the show G I never was ready so I watch you go Am Sometimes you just donʼt know the answer F ʼTil someoneʼs on their knees and asks you C «She wouldʼve made such a lovely bride G What a shame sheʼs fucked in the head», they said Am But youʼll find the real thing instead F Sheʼll patch up your tapestry that I shred Chorus: C And hold your hand while dancing G Never leave you standing Am Crestfallen on the landing F With champagne problems C Your momʼs ring in your pocket G Her picture in your wallet Am You wonʼt remember all my F Champagne problems Outro: C G Am You wonʼt remember all my F Champagne problems C G Am F