C F I break the ice, Am So they donʼt seem my size F And I have to be nice Am C Or Iʼll be the next punch line F Iʼm just the best friend in hollywood movies, Am C Who only exists to continue the story F The girl gets the guy while Iʼm standing offscreen Am C So Iʼll wait for my cue to be comedic relief Chorus: F Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy Am C If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? F Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty Am C Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? F I say Iʼm okay Am C Cause they wouldnʼt care anyway F And I could try to explain Am C But my effortʼs in vein, they canʼt relate to how F I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors Am C If that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror F I’ve done every diet to make me look thinner Am C So why do I still feel so goddammn inferior Chorus: F Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy Am C If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? F Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty Am C Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Post-Chorus: F C Life of the fat funny friend Am C Life of the fat funny friend F Itʼs funny when I think a guy likes me Am C And itʼs funny when Iʼm the one who says letʼs go to eat F Itʼs funny when Iʼm asked to go out on halloween Am C Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my body Chorus: F Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy Am C If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna miss me? F Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy Am C If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? F Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty Am C Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Post-Chorus: F C Life of the fat funny friend Am C Life of the fat funny friend F C Life of the fat funny friend Am C Life of the fat funny friend Outro: F C I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
