Intro: A A D Her green plastic watering can E7 D For her fake chinese rubber plant A D A In the fake plastic earth A D That she bought from a rubber man E7 D In a town full of rubber plans A D To get rid of itself Chorus: Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm A It wears her out.. Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm A It wears her out A D She lives with a broken man E7 D A cracked polystyrene man A D A Who just crumbles and burns A D He used to do surgery E7 D For girls in the eighties A D But gravity always wins Chorus: Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm A It wears her out.. Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm A It wears A D She looks like the real thing E7 D She tastes like the real thing A D A My fake plastic love A D But I canʼt help the feeling E7 D I could blow through the ceiling A D If I just turn and run Chorus: Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm A It wears her out.. Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm A It wears her out Outro: Bm7 Bm And if I could be who you wanted A If I could be who you wanted Bm7 Bm All the time... A All the time... Coda: Bm7 Bm A Bm7 Bm A
