Intro: Bm7 D G D G D A Bm7 D G D Our first kiss was Christmas in the Walmart toy department G D A She said, «I should take you with me when I leave» Bm7 D G D We were searchinʼ New York for a fancy, new apartment G D A She said, «Central Park in Sea World for trees» Chorus: G D A You ask about the cows wearinʼ my sweater Bm7 A G Itʼs somethinʼ about the weather D A That makes them lie down G D A The only time I feel I might get better Bm7 A Em D G D Is when we are together Instrumental: Bm7 D G D G D A Bm7 D G D I like socks with sandals, sheʼs morе into scented candles G D A Oh, Iʼll nеver get that smell out of my bag Bm7 D G D It was poorly handled, the day we both got canceled G D A Because Iʼm a racist and youʼre some kind of slag Chorus: G D A You ask about the cows wearinʼ my sweater Bm7 A G Itʼs somethinʼ about the weather D A That makes them lie down G D A The only time I feel I might get better Bm7 A Em D G D Is when we are together Instrumental: Bm7 D G D G D A Bridge: Bm7 D «Iʼm better at writinʼ» G D Was just a way to get you bitinʼ G D A Oh, the truth is that our egos are absurd Bm7 D I thought we were fightinʼ G D But it seems I was gaslightinʼ you G D A I didnʼt know that it had its own word Chorus: G D A You still ask about the cows wearinʼ my sweater Bm7 A G Itʼs somethinʼ about the weather D A That makes them lie down G D A The only time I feel I might get better Bm7 A Em D G D Is when we are together
