E D Please allow me to introduce myself A E Iʼm a man of wealth and taste E D Iʼve been around for a long, long year A E Stole many a manʼs soul and faith E D And I was ʼround when Jesus Christ A E Had his moment of doubt and pain D Made damn sure that Pilate A E Washed his hands and sealed his fate Chorus: B7 Pleased to meet you E Hope you guess my name B7 But whatʼs puzzling you A E Is the nature of my game E D I stuck around St. Petersburg A E When I saw it was a time for a change D Killed the Czar and his ministers A E Anastasia screamed in vain E I rode a tank D Held a generalʼs rank A When the Blitzkrieg raged E And the bodies stank Chorus: B7 Pleased to meet you E Hope you guess my name B7 But whatʼs puzzling you A E Is the nature of my game E I watched with glee D While your kings and queens A Fought for ten decades E For the Gods they made E I shouted out D «Who killed the Kennedys?» A When after all E It was you and me E D Let me please introduce myself A E Iʼm a man of wealth and taste D And I laid traps for troubadours A E Who get killed before they reached Bombay Chorus: B7 Pleased to meet you E Hope you guess my name B7 But whatʼs puzzling you A E Is the nature of my game Oh yeah, get down, baby Instrumental: E D A E x4 Chorus: B7 Pleased to meet you E Hope you guess my name B7 But whatʼs puzzling you A E Is the nature of my game E D Just as every cop is a criminal A E And all the sinners saints D As heads is tails just call me Lucifer A E ʼCause Iʼm in need of some restraint E D So if you meet me have some courtesy A E Have some sympathy, and some taste D Use all your well-learned politesse A E Or Iʼll lay your soul to waste, um yeah Chorus: B7 Pleased to meet you E Hope you guess my name B7 But whatʼs puzzling you A E Is the nature of my game Um baby, get down Coda: E D A E x8
