Intro: Em A Em A F G C C G I hope that our few remaining friends F C Give up on trying to save us G I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot F C To piss off the dumb few that forgave us C G I hope the fences we mended F G Fall down beneath their own weight C Am And I hope we hang on past the last exit F G I hope itʼs already too late C And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here Am Someday burns down F And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away G F And I never come back to this town again G C In my life, I hope I lie Am And tell everyone you were a good wife C And I hope you die G C I hope we both die Instrumental: Em A Em A F G C G I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow F C I hope it bleeds all day long G Our friends say itʼs darkest before the sun rises F C Weʼre pretty sure theyʼre all wrong C G I hope it stays dark forever F G I hope the worst isnʼt over C Am And I hope you blink before I do F G And I hope I never get sober C And I hope when you think of me years down the line, Am You canʼt find one good thing to say F And Iʼd hope that if I found the strength to walk out G Youʼd stay the hell out of my way F G I am drowning, there is no sign of land C You are coming down with me Am Hand in unlovable hand C And I hope you die G C I hope we both die Coda: Em A Em A F G C Em A Em A F G C