D A Do you have the time Bm F#m To listen to me whine G D About nothing and everything A All at once D A I am one of those Bm F#m Melodramatic fools G D Neurotic to the bone A No doubt about it Chorus: G A D Sometimes I give myself the creeps G A D Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G A It all keeps adding up D C Bm I think Iβm cracking up G A Am I just paranoid? D Am I just stoned? Interlude: D A Bm A x4 D A I went to a shrink Bm F#m To analyze my dreams G D She says itβs lack of sex A Thatβs bringing me down D A I went to a whore Bm F#m He said my lifeβs a bore G D So quit my whining cause A Itβs bringing her down Chorus: G A D Sometimes I give myself the creeps G A D Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G A It all keeps adding up D C Bm I think Iβm cracking up G A Am I just paranoid? D Uh, yuh, yuh, ya Interlude: D A Bm A x4 Bridge: G A Grasping to control D So I better hold on Interlude: D A Bm F#m G D A x2 Chorus: G A D Sometimes I give myself the creeps G A D Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G A It all keeps adding up D C Bm I think Iβm cracking up G A Am I just paranoid? D Am I just stoned?