Intro: A A D Her green plastic watering can E D For her fake chinese rubber plant A D A In the fake plastic earth A D That she bought from a rubber man E D In a town full of rubber plans A D To get rid of itself Chorus: Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm9 A It wears her out.. Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm9 A It wears her out A D She lives with a broken man E D A cracked polystyrene man A D A Who just crumbles and burns A D He used to do surgery E D For girls in the eighties A D But gravity always wins Chorus: Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm9 A It wears her out.. Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm9 A It wears A D She looks like the real thing E D She tastes like the real thing A D A My fake plastic love A D But I canΚΌt help the feeling E D I could blow through the ceiling A D If I just turn and run Chorus: Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm9 A It wears her out.. Bm7 It wears her out.. Bm9 A It wears her out Outro: Bm7 Bm9 And if I could be who you wanted A If I could be who you wanted Bm7 Bm9 All the time... A All the time... Coda: Bm7 Bm9 A Bm7 Bm9 A