Intro:G7G7
Melle Mel and Richard Hell were dancing at the Taco Bell
C7
When someone heard a rebel yell, I think it was an infidel
G7
Adam Ant and Robert Plant were center of a sycophant
C7
Used to buy Ulysses Grant to record at the Record Plant
G7
Islamabad is on the nod, Havana at the riot squad
C7
And if you want to be a Mod, youʼll have to meet me at the quad
Bridge:G7
You got the best of my loco
C7
Iʼll take the rest of your showboat
G7
You got the best of my Yoko
C7
Iʼll take the rest of your lono
G7
Parliamеntʼs Atomic Dog that hats were filling up a fog
C7
We talk about thе life and death of everything in analog
G7
The seventies were such a win, singing the Led Zeppelin
C7
Lizzy lookinʼ mighty thin, the Thompsonʼs had another twin
G7
I thought I won the lottery, the numbers never thought of me
D7
Ramones had a lobotomy, so spin me like a pottery
Chorus:G7 C7
I will be your poster child
G7 C7
You know the world is ours for a little while
G7 C7 G7
And then I will be your poster child tonight, ow
D7
La-da-da-da, bum-bum-budum
G7
A funky piece, the Sandinista, me and minor Mona Lisa
C7
Judas Priest has whipped the beast, the mother love was named Theresa
G7
Bubble gum, I come bazooka, dirty dandy nana-looka
C7
Smoke banana in your hookah, now I know the band is ruca
G7
Bernie Mac and Caddyshack were dusty as bric-a-brac
C7
And if you ask me for the time, Iʼll tell you that the futureʼs back
Bridge:G7
You got the best of my loco
C7
Iʼll take the rest of your showboat
G7
You got the best of my Yoko
C7
Iʼll take the rest of your lono
G7
Steve Miller and Duran Duran, the Joker dancing in the sand
C7
Van Morrison - the Astral man - the festival of hurricanes
G7
Speak of Chico and the Man, the silence of a certain lamb
C7
MC5 kick out the jam, a poncho full of contraband
G7
Dairy Queen was on the scene on every preteen magazine
D7
The Motörhead and mystic queen, I mustʼve needed Valvoline
Chorus:G7 C7
I will be your poster child
G7 C7
You know the world is ours for a little while
G7 C7 G7
And then I will be your poster child tonight
D7
La-da-da-da, bum-bum-budum
Bridge:G7 C7
You got me on this
D7
But then I canʼt get off
D7
With no one else but you
G7 C7
You turn me on too
D7
Well, then I canʼt get up, ooh
D7
For no one else but you
G7
Creem magazine, A Love Supreme, the ballad of a Billie Jean
C7
And now we know the Status Quo, but God would never save the Queen
G7
Dave Mushegain, Copenhagen, copper goose of Ronald Reagan
C7
Dollar savers, Flavor Flav, the cosmic moves are power saving
G7
And my fist double kissed a listed number purple
C7
Chubby Checker do the twist, and everyoneʼs a narcissist
Bridge:G7
You got the best of my loco
C7
Iʼll take the rest of your showboat
G7
You got the best of my Yoko
C7
Iʼll take the rest of your lono
G7
The waterbed was takinʼ meds, a beaver with the house of red
C7
A fatty for the natty dread, a pocket full of talking heads
G7
M.I.A.ʼs making paper planes, addiction to the days of Janes
C7
My stuff is made of purple rain, ten fingers in the lionʼs mane
G7
Giant squid, Karate Kid, Sid Vicious and the Katie-did
D7
The planet that we must forbid, the English speakers in Madrid
Chorus:G7 C7
I will be your poster child
G7 C7
You know the world is ours for a little while
G7 C7 G7
And then I will be your poster child tonight
D7
La-da-da-da, bum-bum-budum
G7 C7
I will be your poster child
G7 C7
You know the world is ours for a little while
G7 C7 G7
And then I will be your poster child tonight
D7
La-da-da-da, bum-bum-budum
