A E B C#m7
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
A E B C#m7
Midnights become my afternoons
A E B
When my depression works the graveyard shift
C#m7 A E B C#m7
All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room
Pre-Chorus: A E B
I should not be left to my own devices
C#m7 A
They come with prices and vices
E B C#m7
I end up in crisis (Tale as old as time)
A E B
I wake up screaming from dreaming
C#m7 A
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
E B C#m7
Cause you got tired of my scheming (For the last time)
Chorus: A E
It’s me, hi
B C#m7
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E
At tea time
B C#m7
Everybody agrees
A E B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m7
But never in the mirror
A E
It must be exhausting
B C#m7
Always rooting for the anti-hero
Instrumental:A E B C#m7A E B C#m7
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
A E B C#m7
And I’m a monster on the hill
A E B C#m7
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
A E B C#m7
Pierced through the heart, but never killed
Pre-Chorus:A E B
Did you hear my covert narcissism
C#m7 A
I disguise as altruism
E B C#m7
Like some kind of congressman (Tale as old as time)
A E B
I wake up screaming from dreaming
C#m7 A
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
E B C#m7
And life will lose all its meaning (For the last time)
Chorus: A E
It’s me, hi
B C#m7
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E
At tea time
B C#m7
Everybody agrees
A E B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m7
But never in the mirror
A E
It must be exhausting
B C#m7
Always rooting for the anti-hero
Instrumental:A E B C#m7A E B C#m7
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
A E B C#m7
She thinks I left them in the will
A E B C#m7
The family gathers around and reads it and someone screams out
A E B C#m7
«She’s laughing up at us from hell!»
Bridge: A E
It’s me, hi,
B C#m7
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E
It’s me, hi
B C#m7
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E B
It’s me, hi,
C#m7
Everybody agrees
A E B C#m7
Everybody agrees...
Chorus: A E
It’s me, hi
B C#m7
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E
At tea time
B C#m7
Everybody agrees
A E B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m7
But never in the mirror
A E
It must be exhausting
B C#m7
Always rooting for the anti-hero
Coda:A E B