Intro: Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm The intermix chambers and containment field are stable Am Dm Am Dm Iʼll get to the warp core and assess its state when I’m able (Where is that music coming from. Not from anywhere on the ship) F G Am G Apologies the most confounding thing I appear to be singing (I have sick bay for you sir) F G Am Most unusual so peculiar Am Dm Am Dm We can confirm there are no injuries just the daily mundane Am Dm A headache a splinter a left ankle sprain Am Dm Itʼs happening again why are we singing F G Am G Apologies the most confounding thing we appear to be singing F G Am Most unusual so peculiar Am G Am G (Lieutenant Ortegas, status report) Am Dm Am Dm Ortegas is at the helm, the pilot seat is my realm Am Dm Am Were in a field surrounded still flight systems steady E7 impulse engines ready F E7 At the console systems initialising Am G life support robust now finalising F E7 Am G weʼll check initial dampeners to see if their hampered all is ok Am it appears that all is ok Am G F G Am G F G Am Dm Security detects no threats Am Dm Weʼll do a personnel overhaul no decks unchecked Am Dm All tactical functions are steady Am Dm Phaser banks deflector shields all at the ready F G Am G Apologies the most confounding thing we appear to be singing F G Am Most unusual so peculiar Am All systems stable Dm All systems stable Am All systems stable Dm All systems stable F All systems stable G All systems stable Am All systems stable G Then why are we singing