Intro: G Bm Em Em7 C C G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today, oh boy C Bm Am About a lucky man who made the grade G Bm Em Em7 And though the news was rather sad C F Em Em7 Well, I just had to laugh C F Em C I saw the photograph G Bm Em Em7 He blew his mind out in a car C Bm Am He didnʼt notice that the lights had changed G Bm Em Em7 A crowd of people stood and stared C F Theyʼd seen his face before Em Nobody was really sure Em7 C If he was from the House of Lords G Bm Em Em7 I saw a film today, oh boy C Bm Am The English Army had just won the war G Bm Em Em7 A crowd of people turned away C F But I just had to look Em Em7 C Having read the book C Iʼd love to turn you on Bridge: E7 Woke up, fell out of bed D Dragged a comb across my head E7 B7 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup E7 B7 And looking up I noticed I was late E7 Found my coat and grabbed my hat D Made the bus in seconds flat E7 B7 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke E7 B7 Somebody spoke and I went into a dream. C G D A Aaaaaahhh E7 C G D A E7 D C D Aaaaaahhh G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today oh boy C Bm Am Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire G Bm Em Em7 And though the holes were rather small C F They had to count them all Em Em7 C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall G Am C Iʼd love to turn you on
