Chorus:C G F
Today I donʼt feel like doing anything
C G F
I just wanna lay in my bed
C G F
Donʼt feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
E7 F
Cause today I swear Iʼm not doing anything
C G F
Uh, Iʼm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
C
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
G F
Nobodyʼs gonna tell me I canʼt, nah
C G F
Iʼll be lounging on the couch, just chillinʼ in my snuggie
C
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
G F
Cause in my castle Iʼm the freakinʼ man
Pre-Chorus:Dm Em
Oh Oh, yes I said it
F
I said it
G
I said it cause I can
Chorus:C G F
Today I donʼt feel like doing anything
C G F
I just wanna lay in my bed
C G F
Donʼt feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
E7 F
Cause today I swear Iʼm not doing anything
Post-Chorus:C
Nothing at all
G F
Ooh hoo ooh hoo hoo ooh ooh
C
Nothing at all
G F
Ooh hoo ooh hoo hoo ooh ooh
C G F
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
C
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
G
And sheʼs gonna scream out,
F
«This is great» (Oh my God, this is great)
C G F
I might mess around and get my college degree
C
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
G F
Iʼm sorry pops, youʼll just have to wait
Pre-Chorus:Dm Em
Oh Oh, yes I said it
F
I said it
G
I said it cause I can
Chorus:C G F
Today I donʼt feel like doing anything
C G F
I just wanna lay in my bed
C G F
Donʼt feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
E7 F
Cause today I swear Iʼm not doing anything
Bridge:Dm G
No, I ainʼt gonna comb my hair
Am Dm
Cause I ainʼt going anywhere
G Am
No no no no no no no no nooo
Dm G
Iʼll just strut in my birthday suit
Am Dm
And let everything hang loose
G
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Am
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh
Chorus: C G F
Ooo Today I donʼt feel like doing anything
C G F
I just wanna lay in my bed
C G F
Donʼt feel like picking up my phone
C
So leave a message at the tone
E7 F
Cause today I swear Iʼm not doing anything
Post-Chorus:C
Nothing at all
G F
Ooh hoo ooh hoo hoo ooh ooh
C
Nothing at all
G F
Ooh hoo ooh hoo hoo ooh ooh
N.C.
Nothing at all
