Hi Toxic Gossip Train - Colleen Ballinger, ukulele chords


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Published: 2023-07-03 11:53
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Strumming:
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G G7 C D7 E7


Intro: G

G
Hey
It始s been a while since you saw my face
G7
I haven始t been doing so great
So I took a little break
C
A lot of people are saying some things about me
That aren始t quite true
D7
Doesn始t matter if it始s true though
                                     G
Just as long as it始s entertaining to you, right?
You guys having fun?

Chorus:
    G                           G7
    All aboard the toxic gossip train
    C                           D7
    Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
    G                G7
    The toxic gossip train
    C                           D7
    You got a one way ticket to manipulation station
     
    G            G7
    Toxic gossip train
    C
    Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
    G                                   E7
    Those rumors look like facts if you don始t mind the gaps
               C                     D7
    I won始t survive in the crash but hey
     
                           G
    At least you始re havin始 fun

G
Uh, hi everyone
I始ve been wanting to come online and talk to you
about a few things
Um, even though my team has strongly
advised me to not say what I want to say
I recently realized that they never said that
I couldn始t sing what I wanna say, so
Here I am, and, um,
today I only wanna talk about the facts
So, I hope that you始ll be willing to listen
Here we go
Many years ago, I used to message my fans
Uh, but not in a creepy way
like a lot of you are trying to suggest
It was more of a loser kind of way
Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody
It was kinda like,
uh when you go to like a family gathering, you know?
And there始s a weird aunt there who keeps coming up
to you and going like 芦Hey girl, what始s the tea!禄
And you始re like 芦Ehhh禄
Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans,
it was weird
 
G
I始ve been sharing my life online for over 15 years
G7
I始ve poured my heart out to and because of that I feel
         C
Like I始m talking to my friends,
but, in the beginning of my career
D7
I didn始t really understand that maybe there
should be some boundaries there
C                       G
There were times in the DMs when I would overshare
D7                  G
Details of my life, which was really weird of me
C                       G
I haven始t done that for years, you see
D7                                   G
Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability
 
N.C.
But that始s not very interesting, is it?

Chorus:
    G                               G7
    So let始s go on the toxic gossip train
        C                        D7
    The locomotive始s fueled with hateful accusations
    G                G7
    The toxic gossip train
    C                        D7
    Steamroll over someone始s reputation
     
    G            G7
    Toxic gossip train
           C
    Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you始ll realize
             G                              E7
    That the train is made of lies and that person you despise
    C                                D7
    Maybe didn始t deserve to die, but hey
     
    G
    At least you始re havin始 fun

G
In all seriousness, I do think it始s really important
to hold people accountable for their mistakes
Um, y始know, we should hope that everyone
can learn from their mistakes
And grow, and change their behavior,
and be a better person
This is something that I始ve always tried
to do when I make mistakes
And is something that I will continue to try t what?
N.C.
Oh, you don始t care? Oh, okay
 
G
I thought you wanted me to take accountability
G7
But that始s not the point of your mob mentality is it, no
C
Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise
D7                                                 G
While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise
 
G
Yeah, um, I feel like
I can already hear the comments on this video
C
芦She始s gaslighting, manipulating!禄
G
芦Ugh, she始s a narcissist and a rat!禄
D7
芦I would never make a mistake like that.禄
 
G
Oh, I始m sorry I didn始t realize
G7
That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me
C
Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past
D7
And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back
 
C               G                  D7            G
I始m sure you始re disappointed in my shitty little song
C                            G              D7          G
I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong
C                              G
Well, I始m sorry, I始m not gonna take that route
D7                                       G
Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout

G
Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass
G7
She did some things that I do not like, in her past
C                                                   D7
So everybody, gather 始round, 始cause we始re about to attack
 
But not based on facts, oh no
C
Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys
G                                     E7
You don始t need any armor when you can hide behind a screen
C                                D7
So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam
                  G
My reputation始s deceased
 
G
Uh, I also wanted to take a minute
to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings
G7
You know the one, yeah her
C
Uh, she始s PG-13, it says that on my website
 
C
And it始s always been that way
D7
And that始s why you won始t find my videos
on the YouTube Kids app
                     C                 G
Anyway, um, I didn始t realize it was my responsibility
D7                                       G
To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see
C                                G
I始ve always relied on parents to decide if they始re comfortable
D7
With their families watching my YouTube videos
   G
or coming to my live shows
 
G
Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes
G7
Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes
C
Am I sad that there始s some fans that feel betrayed? Yes
D7
But was my intention to manipulate? No
 
G
It doesn始t really matter what my intention was
始Cause it seems as though everyone始s
already decided on that
Let me tell you, it始s not very fun to have millions
of people all over the world
Call you the most vile, horrendous,
disgusting, life-ruining words
That a person can be called, in my opinion
Um, it doesn始t matter that these things aren始t true
Uh, everyone just believes that you are
the type of person who manipulates and abuses children
N.C.
So, I just wanted to say that, um
 
G                                     G7
The only thing that I始ve ever groomed is my 2 Persian cats
C
I始m not a groomer, I始m just a loser
G                                    G7
Who didn始t understand I shouldn始t respond to fans
C
And I始m not a predator even though a lot of you think so
 
G                             D7
Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke
N.C.
So,
C
even though I know this video won始t
G
change anyone始s mind about me
N.C.
I still felt it was important
   D7
to come on here and defend myself a little
     G
And take accountability
N.C.
And I also wanted to say that
   C                             G
To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity
D7
I really, really appreciate you, thank you
N.C.
For what it始s worth, I never had any bad intentions
N.C.
But I do feel like shit

Chorus:
    G                G7
    The toxic gossip train
    C                           D7
    Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
    G                G7
    The toxic gossip train
    C                           D7
    You got a one way ticket to manipulation station
     
    G              G7
    Toxic gossip train
    C
    Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
    G                                     E7
    Rumors look like facts when you don始t mind the gaps
    C                                D7
    I won始t survive in the crash but hey
     
    N.C.
    I hope you had some fun

N.C.
Actually, y始know,
  G
I feel like maybe I should
Let you guys know something, um
Seems like, maybe you始re confused about something?
I don始t know
N.C.
Let me try to help, um
 
G
Sometimes people make a mistake
and it doesn始t make them a horrible person, whoa
C
Sometimes people can make a mistake
            D7
and they始re still a good person
N.C.
Crazy, I know
 
G
Sometimes people can make a mistake
              G7
and you don始t have to take that mistake, oh no
C
And twist it up, and grind it,
and add some lies to it, and pulverize it
And stab it with knives,
                      N.C.
and ruin a life, and, oh no
 
G
Sometimes people can make a mistake,
           G7
it doesn始t mean you gotta send them hate, oh no
C
Sometimes people can make a mistake
            D7
and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow
C                 G
Sometimes people make mistakes,
       G                   E7
simply because they made a mistake?
C                                             D7
And that mistake doesn始t make them a terrible human
                     G
It just makes them a human
 
N.C.
But what do I know?
N.C.
Fuck me, right?




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