Intro:GG
Hey
Itʼs been a while since you saw my face
G7
I havenʼt been doing so great
So I took a little break
C
A lot of people are saying some things about me
That arenʼt quite true
D7
Doesnʼt matter if itʼs true though
G
Just as long as itʼs entertaining to you, right?
You guys having fun?
Chorus:G G7
All aboard the toxic gossip train
C D7
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
G G7
The toxic gossip train
C D7
You got a one way ticket to manipulation station
G G7
Toxic gossip train
C
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
G E7
Those rumors look like facts if you donʼt mind the gaps
C D7
I wonʼt survive in the crash but hey
G
At least youʼre havinʼ fun
G
Uh, hi everyone
Iʼve been wanting to come online and talk to you
about a few things
Um, even though my team has strongly
advised me to not say what I want to say
I recently realized that they never said that
I couldnʼt sing what I wanna say, so
Here I am, and, um,
today I only wanna talk about the facts
So, I hope that youʼll be willing to listen
Here we go
Many years ago, I used to message my fans
Uh, but not in a creepy way
like a lot of you are trying to suggest
It was more of a loser kind of way
Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody
It was kinda like,
uh when you go to like a family gathering, you know?
And thereʼs a weird aunt there who keeps coming up
to you and going like «Hey girl, whatʼs the tea!»
And youʼre like «Ehhh»
Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans,
it was weird
G
Iʼve been sharing my life online for over 15 years
G7
Iʼve poured my heart out to and because of that I feel
C
Like Iʼm talking to my friends,
but, in the beginning of my career
D7
I didnʼt really understand that maybe there
should be some boundaries there
C G
There were times in the DMs when I would overshare
D7 G
Details of my life, which was really weird of me
C G
I havenʼt done that for years, you see
D7 G
Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability
N.C.
But thatʼs not very interesting, is it?
Chorus:G G7
So letʼs go on the toxic gossip train
C D7
The locomotiveʼs fueled with hateful accusations
G G7
The toxic gossip train
C D7
Steamroll over someoneʼs reputation
G G7
Toxic gossip train
C
Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise youʼll realize
G E7
That the train is made of lies and that person you despise
C D7
Maybe didnʼt deserve to die, but hey
G
At least youʼre havinʼ fun
G
In all seriousness, I do think itʼs really important
to hold people accountable for their mistakes
Um, yʼknow, we should hope that everyone
can learn from their mistakes
And grow, and change their behavior,
and be a better person
This is something that Iʼve always tried
to do when I make mistakes
And is something that I will continue to try t what?
N.C.
Oh, you donʼt care? Oh, okay
G
I thought you wanted me to take accountability
G7
But thatʼs not the point of your mob mentality is it, no
C
Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise
D7 G
While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise
G
Yeah, um, I feel like
I can already hear the comments on this video
C
«Sheʼs gaslighting, manipulating!»
G
«Ugh, sheʼs a narcissist and a rat!»
D7
«I would never make a mistake like that.»
G
Oh, Iʼm sorry I didnʼt realize
G7
That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me
C
Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past
D7
And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back
C G D7 G
Iʼm sure youʼre disappointed in my shitty little song
C G D7 G
I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong
C G
Well, Iʼm sorry, Iʼm not gonna take that route
D7 G
Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout
G
Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass
G7
She did some things that I do not like, in her past
C D7
So everybody, gather ʼround, ʼcause weʼre about to attack
But not based on facts, oh no
C
Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys
G E7
You donʼt need any armor when you can hide behind a screen
C D7
So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam
G
My reputationʼs deceased
G
Uh, I also wanted to take a minute
to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings
G7
You know the one, yeah her
C
Uh, sheʼs PG-13, it says that on my website
C
And itʼs always been that way
D7
And thatʼs why you wonʼt find my videos
on the YouTube Kids app
C G
Anyway, um, I didnʼt realize it was my responsibility
D7 G
To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see
C G
Iʼve always relied on parents to decide if theyʼre comfortable
D7
With their families watching my YouTube videos
G
or coming to my live shows
G
Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes
G7
Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes
C
Am I sad that thereʼs some fans that feel betrayed? Yes
D7
But was my intention to manipulate? No
G
It doesnʼt really matter what my intention was
ʼCause it seems as though everyoneʼs
already decided on that
Let me tell you, itʼs not very fun to have millions
of people all over the world
Call you the most vile, horrendous,
disgusting, life-ruining words
That a person can be called, in my opinion
Um, it doesnʼt matter that these things arenʼt true
Uh, everyone just believes that you are
the type of person who manipulates and abuses children
N.C.
So, I just wanted to say that, um
G G7
The only thing that Iʼve ever groomed is my 2 Persian cats
C
Iʼm not a groomer, Iʼm just a loser
G G7
Who didnʼt understand I shouldnʼt respond to fans
C
And Iʼm not a predator even though a lot of you think so
G D7
Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke
N.C.
So,
C
even though I know this video wonʼt
G
change anyoneʼs mind about me
N.C.
I still felt it was important
D7
to come on here and defend myself a little
G
And take accountability
N.C.
And I also wanted to say that
C G
To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity
D7
I really, really appreciate you, thank you
N.C.
For what itʼs worth, I never had any bad intentions
N.C.
But I do feel like shit
Chorus:G G7
The toxic gossip train
C D7
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
G G7
The toxic gossip train
C D7
You got a one way ticket to manipulation station
G G7
Toxic gossip train
C
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
G E7
Rumors look like facts when you donʼt mind the gaps
C D7
I wonʼt survive in the crash but hey
N.C.
I hope you had some fun
N.C.
Actually, yʼknow,
G
I feel like maybe I should
Let you guys know something, um
Seems like, maybe youʼre confused about something?
I donʼt know
N.C.
Let me try to help, um
G
Sometimes people make a mistake
and it doesnʼt make them a horrible person, whoa
C
Sometimes people can make a mistake
D7
and theyʼre still a good person
N.C.
Crazy, I know
G
Sometimes people can make a mistake
G7
and you donʼt have to take that mistake, oh no
C
And twist it up, and grind it,
and add some lies to it, and pulverize it
And stab it with knives,
N.C.
and ruin a life, and, oh no
G
Sometimes people can make a mistake,
G7
it doesnʼt mean you gotta send them hate, oh no
C
Sometimes people can make a mistake
D7
and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow
C G
Sometimes people make mistakes,
G E7
simply because they made a mistake?
C D7
And that mistake doesnʼt make them a terrible human
G
It just makes them a human
N.C.
But what do I know?
N.C.
Fuck me, right?
