G B7 Em7 Dm G
So things look bad, and your backʼs against the wall
C Bm7 Am D
Your whole existence seems fuckinʼ hopeless
G B7 Em7 Dm G
Youʼre feelinʼ filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
C Bm7 Am B7
Canʼt face the world sober and dopeless
E7 A D G
Youʼve lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
Am Bm7 C A D
Well, let me just say youʼre correct
N.C.
(Wait, what?)
Chorus: G A
Youʼre a loser, baby
C G
A loser, goddamn baby
Em7 A
Youʼre a fucked-up little whiny bitch (Hey!)
C D G
Youʼre a loser, just like me (Thanks, asshole)
G A
Youʼre a screws-loose boozer
C G
An only one-star reviews-er
Em7 B7 D A
Youʼre a power-bottom at rock bottom
C G
But you got company
N.C.
(This supposed to make me feel better?)
G B7 Em7 G
There was a time I thought that no one could relate
C Bm7 Am D
To the gruesome ways in which Iʼm damaged
G B7 Em7 G
But lettinʼ walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!
C Bm7 Am B7
Weʼre all livinʼ in the same shit sandwich
E7 A D G
I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak
Am Bm7 C A D
Haha! And you think that makes you unique?
N.C.
(Get outta here, man!)
Chorus: G A
Weʼre both losers, baby
C G
Weʼre losers, itʼs okay to be a
Em7 A
Coked-up, dick-suckinʼ ho?
C D G
Baby, thatʼs fine by me
G A
Iʼm a loser, honey
C G
A schmoozer and a dummy
Em7 B7 D A
But at least I know Iʼm not alone
C G
Youʼre a loser just like me
Bridge:G
I got an appetite for gamblinʼ
G
I got an appetite for samplinʼ
F
Every drug and sex toy I can find
Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!
G
I got no holes left to deflower
G
I sold my soul to save my power
G
Now Iʼm on that demonʼs leash
C Dm C F
Iʼm trapped and it gets worse with every hour
Chorus: G A
Youʼre a loser, baby
C G
A loser, but just maybe if we
Em7 A
Eat shit together,
C D G
Things will end up differently
G A
Itʼs time to lose your self-loathinʼ
C G
Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby
Em7 B7 D A
Play your card, be who you are
C G
A loser, just like me
