Intro: Eb Ab G Gm Ab Eb G Gm Ab Ab Fm Itʼs 3:45 (AM!) Gm Eb And I just bit my tongue Ab Update me on your life Gm Ab And now youʼve found the one Fm But I donʼt like his eyes Gm Eb And I distrust their name Ab And I hate their haircut Gm Ab They look like a prick (A PRICK) Fm But itʼs all the same Gm Eb Will it be daft of me to cry? Ab Your tongue is razor sharp Gm Ab I miss when it would fight mine Fm Left your heart on standby Gm Eb By the way he holds you Ab Bet he serenades you Gm Eb I canʼt really blame you Chorus: Gm Ab Eb G I can still smell her perfume Gm Ab Eb G And did it rub off on you? Gm Ab Eb G I can still smell her perfume Gm Ab And did it rub off on you? Post-Chorus: Fm Gm You say your ex-boyfriendʼs a policeman Eb Ab Gm Well, I say you need better standards Ab Fm Gm You say your ex-boyfriendʼs a policeman Eb Ab Gm I say you need better standards! Ab Fm It seems like all our friends Gm Eb Abruptly fell in love Ab And she was in the dust Gm Ab Darling, life was streaming past Fm So she learnt to lie Gm Eb She learnt how to pretend Ab A drama in the futile Gm Ab A means to an end Fm Why canʼt you be a dick? Gm Eb Why must you be so nice? Ab Itʼs hard for me to move on Gm Ab When I donʼt really hate you Fm (I donʼt really hate you) Gm Eb (I donʼt really hate you) Ab Gm Eb (I donʼt really hate you) Chorus: Gm Ab Eb G I can still smell her perfume Gm Ab Eb G And did it rub off on you? Gm Ab Eb G I can still smell her perfume Gm Ab And did it rub off on you? Instrumental: Cm Eb Ab Gm Ab x4 Outro: Cm Itʼs 3:45 Eb The taxi not arrived Ab And I dont think hes coming
