Intro: C F C Am x2 C F C Am Mom and Dad went to a show C F C Am They dropped me off at Grandpa Joeʼs C F C Am I kicked and screamed, said please donʼt go Chorus: C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C F C Am Had to eat my dinner there C F C Am Mashed potatoes and stuff like that C F C Am I couldnʼt chew my meat too good Chorus: C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C F C Am She said, donʼt you start to cry C F C Am Go outside and ride your bike C F C Am Thatʼs what I did, I killed my toe Chorus: C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C F C Am After dinner I had ice cream C F C Am I fell asleep and watched TV C F C Am I woke up in my motherʼs arms Chorus: C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am Grandma take me home C Am I wanna be alone