Intro: Em C Am Bm C Em I woke up on the ground C I guess I should have kept that shit to myself Am Turns out Iʼm pretty good at running my mouth Bm C But not good enough (Not good enough) Em You know when I go in, itʼs lights out C I couldnʼt hear a thing ʼcause the song was too loud Am Bm Last night I had 32 teeth in my mouth C Some went away N.C Whyʼd you have to go and fuckinʼ ruin my day? Chorus: Em Youʼre the reason why I got my ass kicked C But youʼre the only way to drown my sadness Am Bm This is my love-hate letter out to alcohol C Youʼre the reason why I got my ass kicked Em I was laid out flat like a centerfold Jakey and his partner drove me home C Lookinʼ in the mirror, somethingʼs wrong Let mе get my dentist on the phonе Am Found my keys and I went back out Bm Someone asked me how it all went down C But I remember like itʼs yesterday Em I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot C Fell right out my fuckinʼ chair, swinging for his eye Am Bm Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side C I thought I died N.C Whyʼd you have to go and fuckinʼ ruin my night? Chorus: Em Youʼre the reason why I got my ass kicked C But youʼre the only way to drown my sadness Am Bm This is my love-hate letter out to alcohol C Youʼre the reason why I got my ass kicked Coda: Em C Am Bm C Bm C
